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No one mourns the wicked
No one cries "They won't return!"
No one lays a lily on their grave
The good man scorns the wicked
Through their lives, our children learn
What we miss, when we misbehave
And Goodness knows
The wicked's lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The wicked die alone
It just shows when you're wicked
You're left only
On your own
Yes, Goodness knows
The wicked's lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The wicked cry alone
Nothing grows for the wicked
They reap only
What they've sown
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GALINDA
What is this feeling, so sudden, and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My face is flushing
GALINDA & ELPHABA
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
Yes—Loathing!
GALINDA
Unadulterated loathing
ELPHABA
For your face
GALINDA
Your voice
GALINDA & ELPHABA
Your clothing
Let’s just say, I loathe it all
Every little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple, utter loathing
There’s a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It’s so pure, so strong
Though I do admit, it came on fast
Still, I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you my whole life long
SHIZ STUDENTS
Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don’t think I could
She’s a terror, she’s a Tartar
We don’t mean to show a bias
But Galinda, you’re a martyr
Well, these things are sent to try us
Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you, we’re all on your side
We share your loathing
ELPHABA
What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
SHIZ STUDENTS
Unadulterated loathing
ELPHABA
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
SHIZ STUDENTS
For her face, her voice, her clothing
ELPHABA & SHIZ STUDENTS
My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling
(Let’s just say)
SHIZ STUDENTS
We loathe it all
ELPHABA
Oh, what is this feeling?
SHIZ STUDENTS
Every little trait, however small
ELPHABA
Does it have a name?
SHIZ STUDENTS
Makes our very flesh begin to crawl
ELPHABA
Loathing
SHIZ STUDENTS
Loathing
ELPHABA
There’s a strange exhilaration
SHIZ STUDENTS
Loathing
ELPHABA
In such total detestation
SHIZ STUDENTS
Loathing
ELPHABA
It’s so pure, so strong
SHIZ STUDENTS
So strong
ELPHABA
Though I do admit, it came on fast
Still, I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing forever
Loathing truly, deeply
Loathing you—
SHIZ STUDENTS
Loathing—
ELPHABA
My whole life long
SHIZ STUDENTS
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
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Did that really just happen?Have I actually understood?
This weird quirk I've tried to suppress or hide
Is a talent that could help me meet the Wizard
If I make good
So I'll make good
When I meet the Wizard
Once I prove my worth
And then I meet the Wizard
What I've waited for since, since birth
And with all his Wizard wisdom
By my looks, he won't be blinded
Do you think the Wizard is dumb?
Or like Munchkins so small-minded?
No, he'll say to me I see who you truly are
A girl on whom I can rely
And that's how we'll begin
The Wizard and I
Once I'm with the Wizard
My whole life will change
'Cause once you're with the Wizard
No one thinks you're strangeNo father is not proud of you
No sister acts ashamed
And all of Oz has to love you
When by the Wizard, you're acclaimed
And this gift or this curse
I have inside
Maybe at last, I'll know why
When we are hand in hand
The Wizard and I
And one day, he'll say to me "Elphaba
A girl who is so superior
Shouldn't a girl, who's so good inside
Have a matching exterior?
And since folks here to an absurd degree
Seem fixated on your verdigris
Would it be all right by you
If I de-greenify you?"
Of course that's not important to me
All right, why not"
, I'll reply
Oh, what a pair we'll be
The Wizard and IYes, what a pair we'll be
The Wizard and
Unlimited
My future is unlimited
And I've just had a vision almost like a prophecy
I know, it sounds truly crazy
And true, the vision's hazy
But I swear, someday there'll be
A celebration throughout OZ
That's all to do with me!
And I'll stand there with the Wizard
Feeling things I've never felt
And though I'd never show it
I'd be so happy, I could melt
And so it will be for the rest of my life
And I'll want nothing else 'til I die
Held in such high esteem
When people see me, they will scream
For half of Oz's favorite team
The Wizard and I
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You will be
Popular
You're gonna be popular
I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh
I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair
Everything that really counts to be popular
I'll help you be popular
You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go
For Good
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to become a pal
A sister and adviser, there's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to
Popular
I know about popular
And with an assist from me to be who you'll be
Instead of dreary who-you-were
Well, areThere's nothing that can stop you from becoming populer…
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La-la, la-la
We're gonna make you popular
When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf to think of
Celebrated heads of state or
Especially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh
They were popular
Please, it's all about popular
It's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very, very popular like me
[GALINDA, spoken]
Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you
You're beautiful
You're welcome
And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it, your newfound popularity
La-la, la-la
You'll be popular
Just not quite as popular as me
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Something has changed within me
Something is not the same
I’m through with playing by the rules of someone else’s game
Too late for second-guessing
Too late to go back to sleep
It’s time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leap
It’s time to try defying gravity
I think I’ll try defying gravity
And you can’t pull me down
Can’t I make you understand?
You’re having delusions of grandeur?
I’m through accepting limits
‘Cause someone says they’re so
Some things I cannot change, but ‘til I try, I’ll never know
Too long I’ve been afraid of
Losing love, I guess I’ve lost
Well, if that’s love, it comes at much too high a cost
I’d sooner buy defying gravity
Kiss me goodbye, I’m defying gravity
And you can’t pull me down
So if you care to find me
Look to the western sky
As someone told me lately,
“Everyone deserves the chance to fly”
And if I’m flying solo
At least I’m flying free
To those who ground me, take a message back from me
Tell them how I am defying gravity
I’m flying high, defying gravity
And soon, I’ll match them in renown
And nobody in all of Oz
No wizard that there is or was
Is ever gonna bring me down
I hope you’re happy (look at her, she’s wicked, get her)
Bring me down!(No one mourns the wicked, so we’ve got to bring her…)
Oh!(Down!)