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  • No one mourns the wicked

    No one cries "They won't return!"

    No one lays a lily on their grave

    The good man scorns the wicked

    Through their lives, our children learn

    What we miss, when we misbehave

    And Goodness knows

    The wicked's lives are lonely

    Goodness knows

    The wicked die alone

    It just shows when you're wicked

    You're left only

    On your own

    Yes, Goodness knows

    The wicked's lives are lonely

    Goodness knows

    The wicked cry alone

    Nothing grows for the wicked

    They reap only

    What they've sown

  • GALINDA

    What is this feeling, so sudden, and new?

    I felt the moment I laid eyes on you

    My pulse is rushing

    My head is reeling

    My face is flushing

    GALINDA & ELPHABA

    What is this feeling?

    Fervid as a flame

    Does it have a name?

    Yes—Loathing!

    GALINDA

    Unadulterated loathing

    ELPHABA

    For your face

    GALINDA

    Your voice

    GALINDA & ELPHABA

    Your clothing

    Let’s just say, I loathe it all

    Every little trait, however small

    Makes my very flesh begin to crawl

    With simple, utter loathing

    There’s a strange exhilaration

    In such total detestation

    It’s so pure, so strong

    Though I do admit, it came on fast

    Still, I do believe that it can last

    And I will be loathing

    Loathing you my whole life long

    SHIZ STUDENTS

    Dear Galinda, you are just too good

    How do you stand it? I don’t think I could

    She’s a terror, she’s a Tartar

    We don’t mean to show a bias

    But Galinda, you’re a martyr

    Well, these things are sent to try us

    Poor Galinda, forced to reside

    With someone so disgusticified

    We just want to tell you, we’re all on your side

    We share your loathing

    ELPHABA

    What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

    SHIZ STUDENTS

    Unadulterated loathing

    ELPHABA

    I felt the moment I laid eyes on you

    SHIZ STUDENTS

    For her face, her voice, her clothing

    ELPHABA & SHIZ STUDENTS

    My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling

    (Let’s just say)

    SHIZ STUDENTS

    We loathe it all

    ELPHABA

    Oh, what is this feeling?

    SHIZ STUDENTS

    Every little trait, however small

    ELPHABA

    Does it have a name?

    SHIZ STUDENTS

    Makes our very flesh begin to crawl

    ELPHABA

    Loathing

    SHIZ STUDENTS

    Loathing

    ELPHABA

    There’s a strange exhilaration

    SHIZ STUDENTS

    Loathing

    ELPHABA

    In such total detestation

    SHIZ STUDENTS

    Loathing

    ELPHABA

    It’s so pure, so strong

    SHIZ STUDENTS

    So strong

    ELPHABA

    Though I do admit, it came on fast

    Still, I do believe that it can last

    And I will be loathing forever

    Loathing truly, deeply

    Loathing you—

    SHIZ STUDENTS

    Loathing—

    ELPHABA

    My whole life long

    SHIZ STUDENTS

    Loathing

    Unadulterated loathing

  • Did that really just happen?Have I actually understood?

    This weird quirk I've tried to suppress or hide

    Is a talent that could help me meet the Wizard

    If I make good

    So I'll make good

    When I meet the Wizard

    Once I prove my worth

    And then I meet the Wizard

    What I've waited for since, since birth

    And with all his Wizard wisdom

    By my looks, he won't be blinded

    Do you think the Wizard is dumb?

    Or like Munchkins so small-minded?

    No, he'll say to me I see who you truly are

    A girl on whom I can rely

    And that's how we'll begin

    The Wizard and I

    Once I'm with the Wizard

    My whole life will change

    'Cause once you're with the Wizard

    No one thinks you're strangeNo father is not proud of you

    No sister acts ashamed

    And all of Oz has to love you

    When by the Wizard, you're acclaimed

    And this gift or this curse

    I have inside

    Maybe at last, I'll know why

    When we are hand in hand

    The Wizard and I

    And one day, he'll say to me "Elphaba

    A girl who is so superior

    Shouldn't a girl, who's so good inside

    Have a matching exterior?

    And since folks here to an absurd degree

    Seem fixated on your verdigris

    Would it be all right by you

    If I de-greenify you?"

    Of course that's not important to me

    All right, why not"

    , I'll reply

    Oh, what a pair we'll be

    The Wizard and IYes, what a pair we'll be

    The Wizard and

    Unlimited

    My future is unlimited

    And I've just had a vision almost like a prophecy

    I know, it sounds truly crazy

    And true, the vision's hazy

    But I swear, someday there'll be

    A celebration throughout OZ

    That's all to do with me!

    And I'll stand there with the Wizard

    Feeling things I've never felt

    And though I'd never show it

    I'd be so happy, I could melt

    And so it will be for the rest of my life

    And I'll want nothing else 'til I die

    Held in such high esteem

    When people see me, they will scream

    For half of Oz's favorite team

    The Wizard and I

  • You will be

    Popular

    You're gonna be popular

    I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys

    Little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh

    I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair

    Everything that really counts to be popular

    I'll help you be popular

    You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports

    Know the slang you've got to know

    So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go

    For Good

    Don't be offended by my frank analysis

    Think of it as personality dialysis

    Now that I've chosen to become a pal

    A sister and adviser, there's nobody wiser

    Not when it comes to

    Popular

    I know about popular

    And with an assist from me to be who you'll be

    Instead of dreary who-you-were

    Well, areThere's nothing that can stop you from becoming populer…

    —lar

    La-la, la-la

    We're gonna make you popular

    When I see depressing creatures

    With unprepossessing features

    I remind them on their own behalf to think of

    Celebrated heads of state or

    Especially great communicators

    Did they have brains or knowledge?

    Don't make me laugh

    They were popular

    Please, it's all about popular

    It's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed

    So it's very shrewd to be

    Very, very popular like me

    [GALINDA, spoken]

    Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you

    You're beautiful

    You're welcome

    And though you protest

    Your disinterest

    I know clandestinely

    You're gonna grin and bear it, your newfound popularity

    La-la, la-la

    You'll be popular

    Just not quite as popular as me

  • Something has changed within me

    Something is not the same

    I’m through with playing by the rules of someone else’s game

    Too late for second-guessing

    Too late to go back to sleep

    It’s time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leap

    It’s time to try defying gravity

    I think I’ll try defying gravity

    And you can’t pull me down

    Can’t I make you understand?

    You’re having delusions of grandeur?

    I’m through accepting limits

    ‘Cause someone says they’re so

    Some things I cannot change, but ‘til I try, I’ll never know

    Too long I’ve been afraid of

    Losing love, I guess I’ve lost

    Well, if that’s love, it comes at much too high a cost

    I’d sooner buy defying gravity

    Kiss me goodbye, I’m defying gravity

    And you can’t pull me down

    So if you care to find me

    Look to the western sky

    As someone told me lately,

    “Everyone deserves the chance to fly”

    And if I’m flying solo

    At least I’m flying free

    To those who ground me, take a message back from me

    Tell them how I am defying gravity

    I’m flying high, defying gravity

    And soon, I’ll match them in renown

    And nobody in all of Oz

    No wizard that there is or was

    Is ever gonna bring me down

    I hope you’re happy (look at her, she’s wicked, get her)

    Bring me down!(No one mourns the wicked, so we’ve got to bring her…)

    Oh!(Down!)